Books

If you like my blog for its honest and often sentimental account of family life, then I suggest that you look away now.

I used to write erotica. I had four books published by Black Lace under the pseudonym Tabitha Flyte. This was, naturally, the days before Fifty Shades of Grey – a phenomena – I have blogged about it here: ShyEroticWriter.wordpress.com

It’s mostly me complaining about ‘stuff’. Now, that the film is coming out, I ‘spect I will complain some more.

People keep telling me to write more erotica, especially now that’s where the money is. I have to say, the truth is, my heart isn’t in the sex-bits anymore.

I still love to write – but thinking up the various positions is exhausting!

These are the books:

Tongue in Cheek

tongueincheekhttp://amazon.co.uk/Tongue-Cheek-Black-Lace-ebook/dp/B003GDFR1U/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1345971809&sr=1-1”

Tongue in Cheek was my first and best book. Seriously. I can’t help but point out that the title is not a mere double entendre but an awesome triple entendre! Woo. Tongue in Cheek is funny and sexy and I still slap myself on the back about the brilliant set-pieces and the wonderful twisty ending. It also is so filthy it would make E.L James blush. And PD James. And most people. Especially me.

400000000000000596390_s4http://www.amazon.co.uk/Full-Steam-Ahead-Black-ebook/dp/B003D5ZFYK/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1346005508&sr=1-2”

Don’t read this one. Please. Thing is, I had just had my son, was struggling with the old breast feeding and consequently there’s a lot of howling, a lot of screaming and a lot of rock hard breasts in this book. The convoluted plot didn’t help. What was I thinking? Full Steam Ahead nearly was called ‘All hands on deck’. That wouldn’t have helped. And don’t mention the cover. Just don’t.

thehottestplacehttp://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hottest-Place-ebook/dp/B003GDFRHY/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1346005785&sr=1-2”>

The Hottest Place is probably my next favourite work. A lot of memories and fantasies about wild times in Thailand. The Hottest Place is the perfect holiday read. Beaches, massages, good food, great sex…

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Coming-Round-Mountain-Black-Lace/dp/0352338733/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_3"”>

My writing is better in Coming Round the Mountain but I dunno how hot the sex is as the storyline got a bit emotional and deep. It has spoilt the rhyme for me forever and when the children sing it I always feel a bit hmm #awkward. It was going to be called Humpty Dumpty or There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. (not really) On the other hand, I believe Coming round the Mountain has the best-sex-with-a-person-suffering-from -altitude-sickness-scene in literature, ever. It’s an absolute must for people who like snow with their sex.

You will note that i have written four books, yes, Four! In your face, trilogy writers! I have also had saucy stories published in many collections.

I also self-published a book about six years ago: My husband likes to call it ‘The Business Secrets of the Pharoahs’ – (One for the Peep Show fans). Actually, it was called A First Karaoke Songbook and it was bloody brilliant.

I still like to dream that one day, a film producer will be browsing my blog, see that book, turn it into a block buster film, and then I will go on Desert Island Discs. I still can’t decide what I will take with: I-pad or lego.

Hello Film Producer. (Waving nicely.)

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